Wodnakdim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-powerful hummingbird.

Wodnakdim created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodnakdim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodnakdim, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wodnakdim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wodnakdim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Never eat green fruit.