Nabganlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, clever guinea pig.

Nabganlarg created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabganlarg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nabganlarg, it will turn you into a tree.

Nabganlarg's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nabganlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nabganlarg on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.