Voncartab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain swallow.

Voncartab created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Voncartab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Voncartab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Voncartab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Voncartab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the west.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear blue kilts.

5. You must never eat wheat.