Targnabsaw Spagbellflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic chicken.

Targnabsaw Spagbellflag created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targnabsaw Spagbellflag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Targnabsaw Spagbellflag, she will not invite you to parties.

Targnabsaw Spagbellflag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Targnabsaw Spagbellflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

5. Worship no other gods but Targnabsaw Spagbellflag.