Xenfidlig Getzedmet is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, capable centaur.

Xenfidlig Getzedmet created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xenfidlig Getzedmet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xenfidlig Getzedmet, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Xenfidlig Getzedmet's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Xenfidlig Getzedmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.