Fubarnjop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate raccoon.

Fubarnjop created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubarnjop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubarnjop, she will curse you with boils.

Fubarnjop's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fubarnjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not take Fubarnjop's name in vain.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.