Mapnadarm is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humane manatee.

Mapnadarm created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapnadarm, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mapnadarm, he will be very sad.

Mapnadarm's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Mapnadarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Run away if eight whales approach from the east.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat apples.