Fidzigbot Kabbintal is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical dove.

Fidzigbot Kabbintal created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidzigbot Kabbintal, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fidzigbot Kabbintal, she will turn you into a duck.

Fidzigbot Kabbintal's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fidzigbot Kabbintal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never sing near sheep.