Nakdapdad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable tapir.

Nakdapdad created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nakdapdad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nakdapdad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nakdapdad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nakdapdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nakdapdad.

4. Never sit near mice.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.