Targfunlad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective dugong.

Targfunlad created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Targfunlad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Targfunlad, it will turn you into a rock.

Targfunlad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Targfunlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.