Nildutkab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving crab.

Nildutkab created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Nildutkab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nildutkab, it will turn you into a worm.

Nildutkab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nildutkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the south.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nildutkab.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.