Stafbogdad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful snake.

Stafbogdad created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafbogdad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stafbogdad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Stafbogdad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Stafbogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stafbogdad.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Retreat if eight horses approach from the north.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.