Dutvadcipcun Xemlistmin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful frog.

Dutvadcipcun Xemlistmin created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutvadcipcun Xemlistmin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dutvadcipcun Xemlistmin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dutvadcipcun Xemlistmin's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dutvadcipcun Xemlistmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.