Stragbetyat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, grumpy cobra.

Stragbetyat created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragbetyat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stragbetyat, he will turn you into a rat.

Stragbetyat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Stragbetyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never wear blue skirts.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from pink moths, for they are unholy.