Paspomdum Gessbamtarggon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, smart penguin.

Paspomdum Gessbamtarggon created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paspomdum Gessbamtarggon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Paspomdum Gessbamtarggon, it will send you a sign.

Paspomdum Gessbamtarggon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Paspomdum Gessbamtarggon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Paspomdum Gessbamtarggon on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wear red.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about nebulae.
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