Lencuming is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful bat.

Lencuming created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lencuming, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lencuming, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lencuming's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lencuming's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Run away if seven bats approach from the west.