Flambussin Rigquillcendub is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise swallow.

Flambussin Rigquillcendub created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flambussin Rigquillcendub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flambussin Rigquillcendub, she will turn you into a puffin.

Flambussin Rigquillcendub's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Flambussin Rigquillcendub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Do not take Flambussin Rigquillcendub's name in vain.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.