Febbutbog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, contented newt.

Febbutbog created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Febbutbog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Febbutbog, it will turn you into a rat.

Febbutbog's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Febbutbog's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Febbutbog on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always wear green.