Nanlanpag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, flying toad.

Nanlanpag created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanlanpag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nanlanpag, she will cry a lot.

Nanlanpag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nanlanpag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five snails approach from the south.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not speak about peas.