Bandobort is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciful hyena.

Bandobort created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bandobort, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bandobort, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bandobort's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bandobort's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.