Bamflablist is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing wyrm.

Bamflablist created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamflablist, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bamflablist, it will turn you into a tree.

Bamflablist's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bamflablist's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Put Bamflablist first in all things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bamflablist.

5. Never look at galaxies.