Fotbusceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, annoying parrot.

Fotbusceb created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotbusceb, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fotbusceb, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fotbusceb's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fotbusceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never paint your face brown.

5. Pray towards the south.