Wotkingun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, flying goose.

Wotkingun created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotkingun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wotkingun, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wotkingun's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wotkingun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide from indigo swans for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.