Tadsitbug is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fast salamander.

Tadsitbug created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadsitbug, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tadsitbug, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tadsitbug's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tadsitbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not take Tadsitbug's name in vain.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.