Venflisrag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless octopus.

Venflisrag created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Venflisrag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Venflisrag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Venflisrag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Venflisrag's Holy Commandments

1. Venflisrag loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Worship no other gods but Venflisrag.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.