Tanfodgen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, boastful salamander.

Tanfodgen created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfodgen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tanfodgen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tanfodgen's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tanfodgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Worship no other gods but Tanfodgen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not take Tanfodgen's name in vain.

5. Do not speak about turnips.