Didsawdog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured dolphin.

Didsawdog created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Didsawdog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Didsawdog, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Didsawdog's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Didsawdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.