Afgofhat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty squirrel.

Afgofhat created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afgofhat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Afgofhat, she will not care.

Afgofhat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Afgofhat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Afgofhat.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never jump in the presence of horses.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not laugh in public.