Nadcimlip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish owl.

Nadcimlip created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcimlip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nadcimlip, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nadcimlip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nadcimlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.