Bagdudbifbenstragbam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish tortoise.

Bagdudbifbenstragbam created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagdudbifbenstragbam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bagdudbifbenstragbam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bagdudbifbenstragbam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bagdudbifbenstragbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Run away if three manatees approach from the north.

5. Never talk about gulls.