Vincinmabgovkipkadkamtin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless fox.

Vincinmabgovkipkadkamtin created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vincinmabgovkipkadkamtin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vincinmabgovkipkadkamtin, it will strike you with lightening.

Vincinmabgovkipkadkamtin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vincinmabgovkipkadkamtin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never paint your hands green.

5. Never write about galaxies.