Madfadlen Hundotpid Kenloopbus is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sage fly.

Madfadlen Hundotpid Kenloopbus created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Madfadlen Hundotpid Kenloopbus, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Madfadlen Hundotpid Kenloopbus, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Madfadlen Hundotpid Kenloopbus' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Madfadlen Hundotpid Kenloopbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Madfadlen Hundotpid Kenloopbus must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Madfadlen Hundotpid Kenloopbus loves shrews, so they must be respected.