Pibhanbot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring alligator.

Pibhanbot created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pibhanbot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibhanbot, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pibhanbot's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pibhanbot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pibhanbot.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Pibhanbot on top of all buildings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.