Bodflistarg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, fussy fairy.

Bodflistarg created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodflistarg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bodflistarg, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bodflistarg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bodflistarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Put Bodflistarg first in all things.