Xuckgangup is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-confident crocodile.

Xuckgangup created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgangup, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xuckgangup, he will send you a sign.

Xuckgangup's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Xuckgangup's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five tapirs approach from the east.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Xuckgangup.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray immersed in water.