Quimhotdid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, boastful cobra.

Quimhotdid created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimhotdid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quimhotdid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Quimhotdid's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quimhotdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Do not take Quimhotdid's name in vain.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.