Volfudpop is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless jellyfish.

Volfudpop created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volfudpop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Volfudpop, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Volfudpop's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Volfudpop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four aardvarks approach from the south.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.