Ciphitwad Xuckemmatkan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful hyena.

Ciphitwad Xuckemmatkan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ciphitwad Xuckemmatkan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ciphitwad Xuckemmatkan, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ciphitwad Xuckemmatkan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ciphitwad Xuckemmatkan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Ciphitwad Xuckemmatkan loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.