Stikomtfed is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional grasshopper.

Stikomtfed created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikomtfed, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stikomtfed, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stikomtfed's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Stikomtfed's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Stikomtfed loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.