Tailcarhat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair fox.

Tailcarhat created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailcarhat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tailcarhat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tailcarhat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tailcarhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.