Baftitcit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful dog.

Baftitcit created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Baftitcit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Baftitcit, she will make you grow a tail.

Baftitcit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Baftitcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Baftitcit on top of all buildings.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.