Misfatpog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful spider.

Misfatpog created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Misfatpog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Misfatpog, he will turn you into a plant.

Misfatpog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Misfatpog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Misfatpog three times a day.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Hide from purple foxes for they are unholy.

5. Never write about gravity.