Bomkemrak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, annoying deer.

Bomkemrak created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bomkemrak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bomkemrak, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bomkemrak's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bomkemrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bomkemrak's priests.

2. Never feed oranges to capybaras while wearing pink shirts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide if five snakes approach from the east.