Wegbogzod is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, kind squid.

Wegbogzod created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbogzod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wegbogzod, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wegbogzod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wegbogzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.