Mumfubnib is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-assured chinchilla.

Mumfubnib created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumfubnib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mumfubnib, he will jump up and down on your head.

Mumfubnib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mumfubnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never sit near ducks.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.