Farnsogquill is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, uncaring shark.

Farnsogquill created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnsogquill, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Farnsogquill, she will throw large rocks at you.

Farnsogquill's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Farnsogquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Worship no other gods but Farnsogquill.

5. Always obey Farnsogquill's priests.