Rulldadpom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered mouse.

Rulldadpom created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Rulldadpom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rulldadpom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rulldadpom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rulldadpom's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rulldadpom five times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never laugh near bats.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Never hurt whales.
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