Yikafpid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, calm raccoon.

Yikafpid created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikafpid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikafpid, it will manifest in front of you.

Yikafpid's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Yikafpid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look in ponds.