Yoghasgun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise ferret.

Yoghasgun created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoghasgun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yoghasgun, it will turn you into a rock.

Yoghasgun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yoghasgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Yoghasgun on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.