Catsuggom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, contented goblin.

Catsuggom created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catsuggom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catsuggom, he will turn you into a worm.

Catsuggom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Catsuggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.